Original Travel Quotes With Attitude

Original Travel Quotes With Attitude

Looking for the original travel quotes? Look no further. Life is too short for the boring and everyone-knows travel sayings. So we have collected and created the freshest, original and out-of-ordinary travel quotes with attitude.

This list of 70+ quotes is updated weekly, so bookmark the page and stick around. Follow us on Instagram @boldtuesday to get your daily dose of inspiration and be the first to see the latest quotes.

Be bold and keep travelling:

  • That moment when boarding is complete. And the seat next to you is empty.

  • Work tip: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

  • Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.

  • Running to the gate is my cardio.

  • Yeah, working is great…but have you tried travelling.

  • That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.

  • A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

  • Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.

  • Vacation calories don’t count.

  • If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.

  • I wish I was a postcard. For under 1.5€ you can travel the world to any location in the world. 

  • It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

  • I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.

  • Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

  • Be afraid. And do it anyway.

  • I’ve got a crush on the world.

  • I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.

  • People having babies. And I'm like...what country am I going to next?

  • Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

  • Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after coming home.

  • Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

  • Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe.

  • I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails.

  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.

  • I followed my heart and it led me to the airport. 

  • Good things come to those, who book flights.

  • I need 6 months of a vacation. Twice a year.

  • Travelling is like a chocolate box. Don’t matter what you get. All is good.

  • You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a plane ticket. 

  • I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.

  • Me: I want to travel. My bank account: Like to the park?

  • Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.

  • Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

  • All you need is love a passport.

  • I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.

  • I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.

  • Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for.

  • The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.

  • I haven’t worn these pants since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3-day vacation. Just in case.

  • Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 months of travel.

  • Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.

  • In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a ticket to the Bahamas. 

  • Me before vacation: I’m going to be responsible with my money. This is a low budget trip. I’m gonna stay in a hostel and everything. Me on vacation: *orders fancy drinks, rides a camel, goes skydiving, buys souvenirs for the uncle’s new girlfriend and adopts an alpaca.*

  • Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.

  • Normal life: Wears the same top every day for a week. Packing for 3-day vacation: I’ll probably change a few times a day so I’ll take 21 tops.

  • Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap their hands when the plane lands.

  • Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?

  • Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?

  • Me getting ready for vacation: manicure and pedicure, buy new Sephora products, spray tan, get waxed, get hair done, work out for a month, live off kale and veggies, try on 30K swimsuits and cry in dressing rooms. Husband getting ready for vacation: packs a bathing suit, flip-flops, a T-shirt, and calls it a day.

  • I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to … anywhere.

  • Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland.

  • My mom watches a special type of news program that only reports on horrible incidents happening in places I’m about to visit.

  • Why do airplane tickets have to so expensive?! having separate continents is so stupid.

  • By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always travelling & comes to family events tipsy.

  • My favourite thing to pack on trips are all the clothes I never wear at home and then find fun, flirty and exciting ways to not wear them while I'm away.

  • If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first?

  • One week into vacation - My body: please, a vegetable. Me: a croissant? My body: I'm begging you, a single leaf of kale. Me: So another plate of chips?

  • You've never felt true fear until your passport isn't where you think you left it.

  • The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$.

  • Friend 1: I'm getting a house. Friend 2: I'm having a baby. Friend 3: I'm getting married Me: I'm h eaded to the airport.

  • Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grump y and sassy cause you haven't travelled in a while.

  • If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise.

  • TIP: You won't get the holiday blues if you just keep booking holidays.

  • Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever gotten to the airport with plenty of time to eat, pee, buy a magazine and bottle of water, have a beer, pee again and charge your phone?

  • Me thinking about how many flights I can book for the cost of a new Iphone XR.

  • There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

  • I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.

  • I don't know much about planes, but I know that my watching the wing the entire flight makes sure things are nice and steady.

  • Me: I'm not going to overpack this time. Inner me: I need this. I will need that as well. I need everything.

  • Ladies, imagine this. It's 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You're the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.

  • Me travelling. Person: Un Cafe? Me: Oui Person: Sucre Me: No Person: You speak very good french Me: Gracias

  • Holiday? Now that's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

  • Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.

  • Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.

  • How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.

To be continued...

And once you are here, take a look at these minimalist black-white world maps & posters, where you can mark your travels!



1 Response

thanet
thanet

January 12, 2019

Hi, I have a question whether it is possible to buy your travelling quote in a photo file version since I would like to reprint and hang it in my store. So, Is it possible to do so or where can I buy the file version of the quote?

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